It's not who you know, it's who knows you.

Every now and then I get to touch a star. And then they file restraining orders.

When I just have to get away

These are my cats. They are plotting my death as we speak

The world is full of amazing things and sometimes you have to go out looking for them

Answer: The Chrysler, but the driver of the scooter faired better

Because after eight years in the midwest, I needed to move to someplace NOT the midwest...