The kit!


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I got home from work and the kit had arrived already.

It's contents!


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I opened it up to see what was inside.

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The Shaker!


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One (1) clear jar, labled "THE SHAKER."


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The Digestive Stimulators!


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One (1) bottle of pills, labled "DIGESTIVE STIMULATOR<sup>tm</sup>."

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The Toxin Absorbers!


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One (1) box labled "TOXIN ABSORBER<sup>TM</sup>" filled with white packets.


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Dinner!


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Also included were some instruction booklets. But I got scared of the whole idea of starting tonight, so I didn't read them. Instead, I ordered Chinese take out and ate the whole damn thing while watching <i>The Simpsons</i>.

In my defense, that's a mug of green tea. And green tea is healthy.

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[2-8-2005] Early this morning


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My stomach woke me up because this needed to get out fast.


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[2-8-2005] Close-up


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The hell is that? I don't remember eating chickpeas.

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[2-8-2005] Early evening


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Smaller and better formed. Kind of boring.