Gerst Haus

Hey! My name on a German restaurant sign! The Gerst's also have a brewery in Indiana. Dark beer. *smooch*

Sauron Costume

Hahahaha!!! Some chick dressed up like Sauron from the LoTR! Her whole body is the tower and head is the eye. Pretty clever!

Elfwood Gag

Elfwood accepts any damn thing, as long as it has pointy ears! Twats..

Online Relationship Dude

Why I don't use the online dating services.

300lb Dumbass

This 6'4" 300lb guy dressed like a woman to rob a bank. Goes with the journal entry I recently made.

Very Concerned

This has to be some kind of joke. Written in Speakout, a section in the Daily Journal where folks write in their opinions on various subjects, such as sports and politics.

Garage Sale Article

Geez..if one is going to put something in Speakout, then he/she should write it down first. That way, he/she avoids rambling like a mentally challenged person! D-:

Ralph Lauren Double Black

This is a joke reference.

Strawberry Point

I can't believe my grandmother threw my grandpa in a nursing home that is 2 1/2 hours away from Waterloo, where his family and friends live.

Dog 4 A Kid?

Are these people going to be in for a rude awakening when the bad apples show up and 'bomb the infidels'.

Good Read

I love this book and will write about it in my journal.

Bogus Study

This is ridiculous! It contradicts itself in so many places. I plan on ranting in my journal about it.

Illegal Immigrant Proposal Suspended

This is utterly ridiculous! Our president finally gets off his elitest butt and tries to do the will of the people, only to be shot down by a liberal judge in California.

Present Chuckie

OMG! Here's a recent picture of my old boyfriend! He's got big nasty tattoos.. D-X

Biased Feminist Study

I have a theory that when people develop a hangup about something, they are inspired to perform biased, useless scientific studies. Will be featured in an LJ entry 11/18/07

Front Page of the Chicago Tribune

This will accompany a journal entry 11/18/07