GUILTY

Lizzy a few years back: I wonder why we keep having to buy baby socks. They keep disappearing. I'm too sleep-deprived to figure it out. Oh, well.

Husband: Ah, spring is here! Time to mow the lawn. What are those 72 shriveled lumps on the lawn?

Kid 1 when he was a baby: My feet are cold.

Guilty poodle to Lizzy: Did you say socks?

little Butters

Butters portrait

wild Heston

Silly Butters