My bedroom, the end with the plants

Note how much of a pigsty it is. The little bumps at the bottom of the pic are my knees, incidentally.

My bedrom, the end with the bed and the window

Again, pigsty!

My lounge, the end with the sofa.

Whoops, that happens to be a bit of a mess. At the right-hand side of the pic you can see the start of the infamous bay window, leaker of water and filler of buckets.

My lounge, computer end

Also not what you'd call tidy. The wood panelling on the left is the start of the infamous bay window, and is in fact where the worst of the leak was. (My printer, at the time, was in Ground Zero for rainwater, but amazingly, the thing still works.

The kitchen

Erm. Oh dear? I am not the cleanest person in the history of creation.

Lounge, the bay window of doom

Yep, that was where it all happened. And look! I haven't unpacked from my conference yet. That's my bag sitting in the middle of the floor.