A Kat and Charlie Production
We're still trying to get these stupid grins off our faces
Artist relaxes at home
It's a generic middle-of-the-middle woman - Average height, average age, somewhat above average weight, but then that's average, isn't it? Hasn't even had a bath yet.
Unexpected smile
I don't think I've ever seen me wear that expression before. Maybe because I'd have to have my eyes open to see it.
Look at me, camera!
Self-portraits confuse me. I had to move some stuff, so I tied up my hair.
Ok, folks, here we are....
Braving the wilds of women's stuff. Now we've got moisturizer on, lip emmolient, and we're on the outskirts of actual face paint.
This is the face I see a lot of.
Your basic face. Decently symmetrical; two eyes, so; a nose, so... decent bones.
No, really, I'm harmless!
You know, I should be able to get some mileage out of this grin in the right places.
To start with, this foundation does nothing for me.
Look, it's a woman approaching 40! If it's all in how you look at it, I'm not using this look until I have grandkids.
Do not tell my mother what I'm doing
If she knew you saw this, she would shoot me. Seriously. I'm less scared of the nudes.
I forgot where we were in the sequence.
But that's ok, because from the look on my face, I'm expostulating. There may be British foibles in here somewhere. Be warned.
This is starting to look like Noh theater
This is my attempt at getting a somewhat homogenized complexion. I think it curdled.